March 29, 2019 March 29, 2019 Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’ by James Schlarmann
March 26, 2019 March 26, 2019 Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Trump for Saying Mexico Would Pay for Border Wall by James Schlarmann
March 21, 2019 March 21, 2019 Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws by James Schlarmann
March 19, 2019 March 19, 2019 Devin Nunes Sues His Mom For Not Telling Him He’s a Whiny Bitch Sooner by James Schlarmann
March 14, 2019 March 14, 2019 Country Faces Real National Emergency As Facebook is Down For More Than 12 Hours by James Schlarmann
March 14, 2019 March 14, 2019 President Trump’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1” by James Schlarmann
February 14, 2019 February 14, 2019 Trump: It’s ‘Treasonous’ That Andrew McCabe and Others Put Country Ahead of Loyalty to Him by James Schlarmann
February 11, 2019 February 11, 2019 MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Mansplain and Condescend His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants by James Schlarmann
February 10, 2019 February 10, 2019 Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka” by James Schlarmann
February 9, 2019 February 9, 2019 First Lady Ivanka Trump Inks Deal for Next Book: “Riding Your Dad to Success” by James Schlarmann
February 8, 2019 February 8, 2019 Trump Supporter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down for ‘Being Too Mexican’ by James Schlarmann
February 7, 2019 February 7, 2019 New Mexico Trump Supporter Wants Homestate Renamed “New Freedom Land” by James Schlarmann
February 6, 2019 March 14, 2019 Trump Tells Secret Service to Investigate Pelosi’s ‘Threatening Sarcastic Clapping’ by James Schlarmann
February 5, 2019 February 5, 2019 We Obtained a Leaked Transcript of Trump’s State of the Union by James Schlarmann
February 4, 2019 March 14, 2019 Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl Performance by James Schlarmann
February 2, 2019 February 17, 2019 Trump Declares February “All Months Matter” Month by James Schlarmann
February 1, 2019 March 14, 2019 Army Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower by James Schlarmann
